A little disappointed

iTunes makes me sad. Dare I say it has brought me close to tears. I’ve had to ask a couple of my friends and works to give me a crash course in how to use it. Clearly no sane human being can figure it out on their own. Apparently everything is a playlist.

iTunes SUCKS!

Oh my GOD! This is the worst application ever written! How the hell do people use this damn thing? There is nothing about iTunes which makes sense to me. I’m beginning to think this iPod isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

iPod Touch Bitches!

I finally decided to take the plunge and bought an iPod Touch. I got no need for all that fancy phone technology and just wanted something I can play music on. I don’t need 120GB for my music either, I just don’t have that much. So now I have the Touch, I just need to figure out what to do with it.

Explanation of crop circles revealed!!

It seems Kangaroos whacked out on opium are responsible for all these crop circles! Who knew!?! “We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,” The Mercury newspaper quoted Giddings as telling the hearing. “Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.” ‘High as a kite’ wallabies blamed for crop circles

Nine Pounds of Death Sausage

For Father’s Day I decided to throw caution and calorie count to the wind and make a dinner that would instill both awe and fear to anyone who happened to gaze upon it. That creation now goes by the name Death Sausage and I will admit here and now that this is nothing more than an exercise in decadence and gluttony. But oh my, it was worth it. After fully assembling this beast I had 9 pounds worth of ingredients wrapped together. To start off with, here is my bevy of ingredients. If you’re interested in trying to make your own here’s what I used: 3 pounds ground beef 2 pounds country sausage 2 pounds smoked bacon 1 pound andouille sausage 1 pound chicken strips  4 regular size hotdogs (should have been 8!) Various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, and bacon flavored seasoning salt. And this is where the fun begins. Taking some inspiration from the infamous bacon […]