Knowing when you’re out of touch

The other day, as a token of appreciation, I got a gift from my company. Within the giant envelope crammed inside my mailbox was a paper calendar.

I have to ask, what year is it again? Who uses a paper calendar? Further, if you were going to send such a pointless item, why wait until the end of March?

I can’t even imagine the decision making paradigm.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.