Are you trying to run me over?

Ok, why can’t people pay attention while they’re driving? I’m on a pink bike, wearing a bright yellow shirt and some stupid bitch still manages to damn near run me over. How much more obvious do I have to make myself? It’s a two lane road FC, you take one, I’ll take the other.

If you’ve come as an elf, see it through as an elf.

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