Ok, why can’t people pay attention while they’re driving? I’m on a pink bike, wearing a bright yellow shirt and some stupid bitch still manages to damn near run me over. How much more obvious do I have to make myself? It’s a two lane road FC, you take one, I’ll take the other.
I laughed, I cried, I saw Sandra Bullock naked! Ok, she wasn’t naked, but that loofah sponge didn’t do much to cover her up! Apart from the naked encounter, the babymaker, a brush with “the morning”, and “Ramone” the only exotic danced on the island there is plenty to like about this movie. Ryan Reynolds is hilarious as the abused but true to his word assistant who is going to keep his “mistress to the devil” boss in the country by marrying her before the immigration department can deport her back to Canada. Sandra Bullock is the stiletto heel wearing, tight skirt outfitted, ball breaking, riding a broom boss who learns that there is more to her assistant and his accepting family than she previously thought. The movie may be predictable and somewhat cliché in how it all works out, but this group still manages to make this movie laugh out loud funny and throws out plenty of good old […]
Like being in a meeting after having your way with a bag full of Taco Bell. Oh I pity those poor bastards. Crack a window!
I did my good for the day and went down to be placed on the bone marrow donation registry. It was completely painless and took just a few minutes. Now some damn fool relative I have seen or heard of before is going to start hitting me up to donate something. 🙂
Damn, now it’s actually cold in here. Looks like they cranked the AC up to 11 and let ‘er rip overnight.
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