Wow, the cars are pretty messed up

Both cars got messed up from the hail. None of the windows broke but the hood and roof of each is pitted pretty badly. I’ve got multiple dimples all over my car and the other has some pretty deep bangs. This really sucks. And these cars are only a year old! At least the windshields didn’t shatter.

Again with the leaf blower!

Bloody hell! He just couldn’t wait to bust that thing out and brush the leaves off his driveway! The hail ripped tons of leaves from the trees and my neighbors driveway is now covered with fallen foliage. It’s practically impassible with all those slick leaves scattered around the place. At 8:30am like a real trooper, he’s out there cleaning up the system. Egads man, it’s Sunday, can’t you put that damn thing away for a little while? I’m beginning to think that blower has just the right amount of vibration and that’s why he keeps breaking it out. He’s just never had that kind of power in his hands before!

Um, is that hail?

This is the South that sort of nonsense doesn’t happen down here. Holy crap, that’s not hail, those are golf balls falling from the sky! First they were the size of rice grains, then a minute later they were the size of peas and then a minute after that they hit the size of marbles. Now they are the size of golf balls and making one hell of a racket as they smash into our cars! I just risked life and limb as well as my excellent coiffed hair to cover the cars with blankets and comforters to try an minimize the damage and keep the windows from shattering. I can already see they have dents in them. Dammit this sucks! How can it be upper 60’s in the morning and then hail in the later afternoon. What the hell is going around here?

Professor Wordington’s Spellatorium – Free for Today

I haven’t played this yet but it looks interesting. First, I’m a sucker for free games. Second, I’m a sucker for free word games. Third, I’m a sucker for free word games that somehow involve an RPG angle. Battle your nemesis as he seeks to seal the world’s knowledge into his magical books, ushering in an age of darkness. Match wits with his minions, each tougher than the next, in this dynamic word-based game-within-a-game from the makers of "I Dig It". Play against the computer or select multiplayer to challenge a friend. Force your opponent to spell a word or bluff your way to victory, but be careful not to underestimate your foe! – Enjoy hours of fun and challenging word play in this innovative and unique word game. – Unlock the mystery of Professor Wordington throughout 31 levels of single player action. – Customize your character and game-play options by choosing from over 25 different items, spells, and potions. […]

The Internet, more fragile than we thought

This cracks me up! To hell with the idea of hacking into the web and stealing million. Forget spending countless hours trying to crack codes. Say Nay to wild schemes and crazy tactics. Just find the Internet and stab it. Let’s take the cutting part first. This cable can’t have been all that strong if a woman of advanced years could cut straight through it. Read more: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20051711-71.html